Monthly Archives: November 2005

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I walked up to the check-out lines at the front of the Rock’n’Roll Ralph’s on Sunset. 10:00 p.m. I had four items. Paper towels, razor blades, roll-on, and Tide. There was a quandary. The 10 items or less line had … Continue reading

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friendster Spam V

From: Mimi Subject: HEY Message: Hey handsome, you around? I just saw your profile on friendster and id really like to get to know you. Im Julie, 18/F just lookin for a great guy to chat with.. maybe even more. … Continue reading

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friendster Spam IV

From: Marfa Subject: hi Message: Hi my dear lonely person!!! My name Maria, I am 28 years old.. I live in Russia, in city of Saint Petersburg. Today I for the first time was registered on this site and began … Continue reading

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friendster Spam III

From: Ekaterina Subject: Hello! Message: Hello! You have nice profile, and I am interested in acquaintance with you. I shall tell slightly aboutmyself. I am 27 years old, live in Russia, city Samara! I can tell about myself that i … Continue reading

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Friendster Spam II

From: jasmine Subject: 19/F.. wanna talk? Message: Hiya :). My name is Anna and I was just lookin around friendster. I just started my account the other day and im starting to get the hang of it. Im lookin to … Continue reading

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Friendster Spam I

From: filipok Subject: hi Message: Good day! How are you? My name is Ildus. I live in Russia in the city of Arkhangelsk. I write to you from friendster.com… I very much I hope, that you can read this message. … Continue reading

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News from plus or minus November 16

Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito attempted to distance himself from a 1985 job application in which he opposed abortion. Said the judge, “Look. That was a long time ago. Yes, I wrote that I’m proud to be pro-life on that … Continue reading

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