Monthly Archives: July 2010

Cats for Gold!

As usual Glenn Beck’s got it wrong. Rather than investing in overpriced gold coins, you should be turning your dingy gold into shiny new cats! Act now!

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Bringing Home the Bacon, Frying it up in a Pan

Finally, when someone asks me, “Who are your lesbian butchers?” I can answer, “Erica and Amelia!” They’re heading to West Hollywood (801 Fairfax to be exact) to open up a butcher shop called “Lindy & Grundy’s.” They plan on selling … Continue reading

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The More Things Change…

Here’s a great photo from 1927’s ground-breaking “Metropolis.” That’s most likely Brigitte Helm in the robot costume, having a refreshing sip while an assistant blows (hopefully) cold air into a crack in the metal. Fifty years later, here’s Anthony Daniels … Continue reading

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Pleasant… Dreams…

Mwahahahahaha! (A manequine at Philadelphia AIDS Thrift.) Via pictureisunrelated.com.

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You Can’t Insure the First Man on the Moon

So. You’re about to boldly go where no man has gone before. But Fred, your trusty State Farm agent says the home office just ain’t gonna sign off on life insurance for someone who’s about to go to the Moon. … Continue reading

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Potty Training Aid of the Day

Hey folks! Have a young child who’s ready for potty training, but the whole process just seems too easy? Give this terrifying urinal a shot! Guaranteed… To make potty training your little rascal a Freudian nightmare! To cause your child … Continue reading

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Sisters Sought After Woman Dies From Silicone Injections in Buttocks

People, how many times do I have to say it? If you feel the need to have a bigger butt, please please please go to a licensed butt enhancer. Or do it the old-fashioned way: Twinkies. Really, this is pretty … Continue reading

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Chewy Tramples Nazis on a Giant Squirrel!

I can’t believe I spent eight hours researching and writing that epic World War II post, and I still forgot to mention the most important event of the war: Click to see the original.

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