Monthly Archives: August 2010

To EBE or not to EBE, that is the question

(Illustrated with pictures of aliens to keep the text from seeming too dry…) Even using incredibly conservative input values, the Drake Equation tells us there should be at least 100 other sentient species out there in our galaxy alone. But … Continue reading

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Comedy Experiment

Old jokes updated for our modern times. How do you get a one-armed teabagger out of a tree? Wave to him. Did you hear about the teabagger who studied for 5 days? He was scheduled to take a urine test. … Continue reading

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Dangerous Food

Found stock photo of the day: While the woman appears pleasantly surprised by the chef’s creation, it appears to have caused the man to have some sort of seizure.

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Sex Advice from The Kids in the Hall

My boyfriend is bi and wants to have a threesome with his gay friend. I’m down, but what should I do as a girl to not throw off the gay guy’s mojo? Dave Foley: Have clitoral extension surgery. If you … Continue reading

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‘Murica

‘Murica is for ‘Muricans. That’s something all those communist, fascist, socialist, anarchistic, totalitarian libtards who want to kill us with healthcare will never understand. That’s why I’m voting Tea Party! (Look around. This guy has some other great t-shirts!)

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The Gathering

There was an event over the weekend known as the “2010 Gathering of the Juggalos,” which I believe is a term for fans of Insane Clown Posse. So I guess the big question is, did they have enough people there … Continue reading

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Vampires for Grown-Ups

Kiddies, when you’re done with your sparkly, 100-year-old virgin vampires and unhealthy dog fetishes, we’ll be waiting for you…
And now, the weather. Tiffany? Continue reading

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Par-Tay

Went to a great party over the weekend where I got to talk to a woman studying the differences between black holes in galactic centers and ones created from collapsing stars, a guy who is helping to build the world’s … Continue reading

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